- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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