- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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