Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Anti Joke

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