- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I walk into a bar...

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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