- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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