- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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