What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Who wants water? I do.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Oh, right

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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