What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Anti Joke

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