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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

How High is a Chinese man

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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