- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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