A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Where's my tractor?

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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