- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Can anyone Lenin money?

speak now or forever hold your pee

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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