- Anti Joke

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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