Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

So a jew walks into a bar!

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

João Duarte reads this.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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