- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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