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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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