who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Cheese

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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