- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what do you call a black chef glendon

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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