- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How about that airline food?

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Penis

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A man died.

So, same time tomorrow then?

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