- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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