RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Title IX

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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