Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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autsim

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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