What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

hi michael

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Dakota Fanning

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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