- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

a. why? b. because

I named my son ps2 controller

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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