- Anti Joke

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I have a horse.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What hurts like hell? HELL

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.