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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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