- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

I enjoy Popcorn

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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