- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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