- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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