- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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