If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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