- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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