Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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