- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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