- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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