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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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