- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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