who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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