- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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