- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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