How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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