- Anti Joke

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's funny? Women's rights.

Chlamydia

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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