Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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women's rights.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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