- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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