- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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