what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

tim has no humor

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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