Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Women's rights.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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star wars kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Anti Joke

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