The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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