- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

miha kako si?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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