What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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