The Big Band Theory

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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