- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

GOODBYE

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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