Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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The Big Band Theory

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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