What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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salad days!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Gay republicans

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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