What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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I asked her where you were.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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