- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Hats better than a stick? A stone

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

GOODBYE

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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