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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

roses are red violets are blue

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A man died.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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