Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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