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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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