- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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