I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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were you expecting a joke

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Anti Joke

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