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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

My spelling is horrible

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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