Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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