- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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