- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A bar walks into a man

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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