What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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