- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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