- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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