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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

1+2 = 6

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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