- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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