What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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