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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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