- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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