Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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