- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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