- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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