- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

My spelling is horrible

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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