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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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