- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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