Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Neither have I

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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