What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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The WNBA

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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