- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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