- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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