- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

FUCK YOU

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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