- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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