- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A bar walks into a man

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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