Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Obama = ebola

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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