- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

womans having rights.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

knock knock!? . . No.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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