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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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