- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.